The Footballer’s New Clothes “And on tonight’s show, have we got a treat for you!” announced Sammy Showbiz, presenter of Friday Night with Sammy Showbiz, “Introducing his brand new line of clothing (control yourselves ladies!) it’s footie’s favourite fashion icon, Mattie Perez!” Abi and Jake looked at each other and, in their heads, counted to three. 1... 2... “Oooh!” Mum poked her head round from the kitchen, “Mattie Perez! I love him! Turn it up Dad!” Dad stirred from his d